Hairstyle of the Gods

Toddler had a wannabe mullet for months, but since moving from nice warm California to bloody freezing midwest, mullet has gone into overdrive. I thought only stoats did that? He throws the kind of tantrum Jennifer Lopez would if her stylist suggested she wore H&M, if I suggest a hat or a hood, so it's very useful for keeping his neck warm.

I think the mullet, like horizontal stripes and jester hats look horrendous on the general population but very sweet on the under-3's. Who would have though stripes could be so becoming on someone so chubby? I seem to be in a minority here, most people we meet think he's a girl, or I'm a slacker for not cutting his hair. Well, I am somewhat of a actually a slacker but I love his beautiful golden pre-raphelite curls. He's never had a haircut, so it's the fuzz he had at birth plus 2o-odd months. It only gets washed once a month (can you guess? Shampoo tantrum) but it's still soft and silky. In a world with so much that's artificial and contrived, he has perfectly natural hair.

So is it ever going to get cut? Only when Toddler asks for a haircut.